Wednesday, January 13, 2010

get paid to daydream

So I'm sitting at work waiting for the phone to ring and a tight faced cougar strolls passed me, which is not a rare sighting at my workplace, confirming my notion that I'll never have plastic surgery ever in my life no matter what
For those of you who know me this is no surprise but I am just so mad that people actually think it looks better - I have to blog about it
No matter how much money I make or how wrinkly my face gets I'll take my naturally aging looks over scary monster Botox face anyday
I mean is it just me or do they all look the same, like a race of creepy 40 year old dolls that travel in packs, concentrated wherever there are men with money
I wish these women would stop shaming those that like to have minds, lips, and boobs of their own, I'm just embarrassed that so many women subject themselves to this ideal image...
What is so ideal about it? I mean you look just like the woman who stepped out of the dr's office before you and not to mention it's so fucking obvious that your face could not form that mold natually you might as well where your dr's card around your neck
It really takes all of me not to ask, "so when was your surgery?" or "did that hurt?" or "so can you even feel anything on your face anymore?" OR mainly "WHY? Why did u do that?" it makes me so mad I don't even want to be polite to these women
I kind of want to say "fuck you for endorsing this disgusting trend and I hope your face falls off when you reach 60"
and CONGRATS on having so much money and so little reasoning to cut up your face and make yourself look like an alien
And who the fuck is telling them it looks good? How can men think this look is attractive...it's fucking scary
i mean how can a man even bear to look at her and her plastic face, even I have to look away...I don't want to get caught staring like it's a freak show
I mean it totally is a freak show
So pretty much YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT when you get plastic surgery and if your goal is to scare little children than your doing it right

To conclude this sweet little note about senseless plastic faced bitches, here is a little article I read in the paper today





Haha yes! I have a better idea though, carnival you should agree to take them on a one way cruise, along with their "prey" to a remote island where no respectable woman will ever have to interact with them again